I humbly offer a quote I invented.
“The neat thing about Objective C is that instead of fucking up an object, you can send it a message, preferably via a delegate, to go fuck itself, and it will. Fuck itself. More often than you think.”
Well, it’s my first one. Just wait til I’ve practiced some. 
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That. Was. Fucking. Epic. Can we get some more please, they are funny as hell
(May I use this one in my signature on a programming forum xtremedotnettalk.com?)